yer saw this joke n thought id put it on here thought a few of you might be as sad as me and find it funny
the frog joke (nice and clean)
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from hernameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
Miss Whack, I'd like to get a 30,000 loan to take a holiday."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow 30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
(you're gonna love this)
(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

(wait for it)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...
It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
You're singing it, aren't you? ?Yeah, I know you are........)

I didnt sing it.. and i didnt laugh.. But to be fair, its not THAT bad
However, i did have to vote meh

I agree, it's meh..
..but there's a joke thread for these things.

please note im tired atm and im watchin rubbish tv, probs why i found funny

You dont need to justify your sense of humor.. We just didnt find it very funny.

its fairly meh, i appreciate the cheesiness though

That joke is so terrible, its actually good!

So good I shit my pants!




I didnt read it.

wow thats bad.. im surprised it aint locked yet