QUOTE(Grimfurg the Mighty @ Feb 21 2007, 01:04 PM) [snapback]351623[/snapback]A punk walks into a bus, and he finds a church sister. He finds her really hot, and wants to fuck her, so he tells alot of shit about that in her ear. She then gets shocked and leaves the bus, the punk is devistated. The fat bus driver gives him a trick to fuck her, he needs to go to the graveyard at night, and dress up as god, he'll win her for sure.
It's night, and the punk is dressed up and ready. He finds the sister praying somewhere, so he comes and says: "AHA! I AM GOD! IN ORDER FOR YOU TO BE A GOOD CHRISTIAN YOU MUST HAVE SEX WITH ME!"
The sister is confused but accepts: "Okay.. but I want to stay a virgin, will you please have anal sex with me?"
The the punk, dressed up as god, scores, he is having great anal sex, so with his deep euphoria in him, he lets loose, and take off his robe and beard:
"AHA! I AM THE PUNK"
and the sister goes: "AHA! I AM THE BUS DRIVER!"
The best example of pwnage ever. ROFL

Whatta ya call Magic Johnson in a wheelchair?
Rollaids.