[Pinned] The Drunken Person's Thread
June 06, 2009 9:30:15 AM UTC Post #1151

Nicely done dude.
My last night was awesome. My mate had a gig, so we went and saw that, and I was supposed to be driven home after that but that never happened, so I thought I may as well make the best of the situation even though I just wanted to come home. Went out on the town, but it turned out to be pretty boring so we went back to our mate's place to have some more drinks. We ended up staying there instead of going back out and we were all pretty much smashed, and we decided to wander over to the local park and run around and attempt to climb trees. I eventually spewed (Which I haven't done in 3 years, mind you. Kind of depressing since I pride myself on not spewing/passing out, although it is probably because I've got the flu which definitely wouldn't have helped) and when we got home, we watched The Mighty Boosh Live DVD and then everyone went to bed

June 08, 2009 4:00:05 PM UTC Post #1152

BBQ yesterday. Free beer (as well as free meat) = epic win. Also spent Saturday night in the pub drinking overpriced Newcastle Brown Ale in order to avoid the god-awful summer party going on at uni, right outside my window.

June 12, 2009 6:57:16 PM UTC Post #1153

Well I've just completed a campus 14, which means starting and finishing in the SU bar and having a pint/double at every hall bar on campus. I win.

June 25, 2009 8:52:38 AM UTC Post #1154

MAN! I got another drunk story for you guys. So it's my friend birthday (the one who had the two people fuck on his basement couch..) and we went out to a bar, there's like.. 7 of us, 1 girl. And she's kinda flirting with everyone a little just being social but her and I were talking and she didn't want to go over to the bar to get another drink cuz the douchebags would hit on her. So typically I accompanied her to the bar. Eventually we're being kinda touchy n whatever and we made out briefly here and there a few times.
We got some drinks and walk back over to the place we were hanging out, not more than 10 feet away, and my birthday friend knocks over a drink and I was like "dude we can't keep spilling drinks we're going to get thrown outta here." cuz we'd already been talked to about being loud, spilling shit, and someone almost passing out for a few minutes. And he doesn't even say anything, he just takes his plastic mug (not just a dixie red cup or anything, a made for the bar plastic mug) and throws it in my face, drink and all. Right into my left eye. So I'm dripping with booze, and I'm like "seriously dude, what the fuck was that about, seriously." He didn't even say a word. So I was like "lets just leave, lets get outta here."
So we walk out, and I go back in to find someone, and I come back out and he starts swearin at me. So I was like "fuck this, I'm outta here." I walked around the corner to the pizza shop, got a piece of pizza and then my sister calls me. She walked by all my friends on the side of the road being all loud, so I meet up with them, get my car keys and leave with her.. Totally fucked up night. Basically my buddy got pissed at me for making out with a chick a LITTLE bit. It's not like we were kissing for over 5 seconds ever.

June 25, 2009 4:48:01 PM UTC Post #1155

You should go stenka na stenku with him.

June 25, 2009 9:10:51 PM UTC Post #1156

Haha, he apologized just a bit ago, he had too much to drink and was upset about that chick being a whore.

July 10, 2009 6:38:49 PM UTC Post #1157

This is for Christhammer
I got served in The Swann the other week drinking with the Diamanthian lads (im mates with their live bassist) and mr Walker, who i dont think i like.
Fucking amazing pub. Ill probably be back there soon enough. And after my 18th birthday i shall be there a lot!

July 10, 2009 7:09:25 PM UTC Post #1158

You got served in a pub? Wicked!
You need to grow yourself a fucking fiery Billy Mays beard though, stat.

July 10, 2009 7:10:21 PM UTC Post #1159

Nahh, ill get too much into the role and ill end up selling my pint as a super strong shelf or something.

July 11, 2009 3:21:04 PM UTC Post #1160

QUOTE(Minister Bonesaw @ Jul 10 2009, 11:38 PM) [snapback]471501[/snapback]This is for Christhammer
I got served in The Swann the other week drinking with the Diamanthian lads (im mates with their live bassist) and mr Walker, who i dont think i like.
Fucking amazing pub. Ill probably be back there soon enough. And after my 18th birthday i shall be there a lot!
Mat's a mate of mine too (as are the rest of Diamanthian... and all of the band's former members), he's their full-time bassist now. Jeff's alright, you just need to get used to him and don't take him too seriously because he just enjoys winding people up. Might see you in there at some point anyway, I've been going a bit more often recently

On another note, I've just opened a 2 litre bottle of cider. Classy.

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